Monday 6 April 2009

monster pup

You seen these eyes from Oakley

They could hide a bluff or two over the tables tonight.

Give a pup a bow wow . . .

where's willis?

We haven't seen Willis Pup for a while on the poker tables.

Anyone with any information, please contact whereswillis@pokerpup.net

i like poker...

...I really do and I like maths as well. But they don't - quite - provide for all of a dogs needs.

Sometimes, we all need a bit of TLC

how much are we all worth?

Those dogs over at dnscoop.com have valued us. How can you put a price on a dog?


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Win it big? Throw a dog a bone...

Friday 3 October 2008

You scratch my back . . .

Pssst...you wanna free $50 no questions asked?

Here we go again . . .

The Pup's teamed up with pkr.com for those of you who want to just dip a paw in.

Deposit $50 and we'll match it. That's $100 in your account.

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And remember, if you win it big, throw a dog a bone . . .

Friday 8 August 2008

predictable, unimaginative players

"instead of rocks, call them PUPs for short" says a Badger.

It's the Pup's analysis that most people have a beef. I wish I had some beef too but there you go.

There are many articles on the net about PUPs (predictable, unimaginative players) that I read and I think why do you feel the need to insult us or write a how-to-beat-a-PUP article?

Is it another reflection of your insecurity?

Play your game, I'll play mine. This Pup is very comfortable with the state of his pocket and the cards in his paw.

Maybe that's your beef.

Can I throw you a bone?

great offer from pkr.com

The Pup has been enjoying a dabble at pkr.com recently, so 3D you can almost smell your opposing dogs' fear.

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Friday 1 August 2008

call my bluff?

Idioms: call someone's bluff

Expose someone's deception, invite a showdown, as in I don't believe they have enough capital; I'm going to call their bluff. This term comes from poker, where bluffing that one has better cards than one's opponents is an intrinsic part of the game, and calling someone's bluff means forcing them to show their cards. By the late 1800s it was being applied to other enterprises.

crazy opportunity from bet365.com!

Let's have a look at this £200 free bet basket from bet365.com. Let the Pup break it down.

What they say: bet365 celebrate the Goodwood Festival by doubling their new customer offer

What else:
Glorious Goodwood is one of the highlights of the racing calendar and, if you’ve not yet registered with bet365, you now have the perfect opportunity to do so.

Yeah, yeah what and when:
all new customers the chance to grab £200 in free bets – providing you register between Saturday 26th July and Sunday 3rd August.

How:
Click here to open a bet365 account right away.

Hold on bet365.com, what exactly is the deal:
To qualify, simply register with bet365 and place your first qualifying bet of £5 or more. You will then be entitled to a free bet to the same stake as your largest qualifying bet up to a maximum of £50. So if you place £50 on a horse running at Goodwood, you will get a free £50 bet to place on a sporting market of your choice.

What then:
Another free bet up to £50 is available after you’ve placed a further five bets with bet365, while third and fourth free bets are available in much the same way.

Anything to remember:
Remember, this offer is only available for eight days, so whether you’re a racing punter or a football fanatic, be sure to register with bet365 and land your £200 free bet basket this summer.

What the Pup says is not bad. Not too bad...but we deserve more and this is just for new memebers. If you want more join the petition at wewantmorebet365@pokerpup.net.

Come on bet365.com, give us dogs a bone or two.

here's an offer from the dogs at bet365poker.com

Check this out!

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Give a dog a bone, go on!

a pup in the oval?


Michael John Clarke (born 2 April 1981 in Liverpool, New South Wales) is an Australian cricketer. Nicknamed 'Pup' he is a right-handed batsman, highly-regarded fielder and occasional left-arm orthodox spin bowler. He is currently engaged to Australian model Lara Bingle.

More at wikipedia . . . if you find yourself in Oz, why not give a Pup a bowwow.

last night

I was player against a PokerPal and in the last hand of the night I was dealt a couple of corkers


I knew from PokerPup.net that I was up to 11.6% on a straight -- see here, also with options on a flush and even the straight flush.

The flop threw the cat amongst the pigeons and I felt I saw a twitch of excitement in my PokerPal's tail.


I liked the look of the 'or better' probabilities on PokerPup.net and gentle pulled him in by his lead with some cautious calls.


I didn't want to let this blow on the turn show and I immediately came in with a medium-large bet hoping that the PokerPal would fold. His keen nose smelled my sense of fear, perhaps, and re-raised.

I took comfort in the fact that PokerPup.net was showing 20% chance of me hitting the flush and with a much smaller call:pot ratio I matched him.


Sailing down the river on the deuce. Hitting the flush on the river I enjoyed watching him anguish as the bets went in.

When it came to it I flipped over my suited five-six and lent a triumphant paw towards the substantial last pot of the night.

My wily PokerPal turned up his nose and overturned the deuces setting sail on his boat on the river.


"That's heads up for you", he said with his tail to me as he walked off with all my cash.

"Come on, give a dog a bone" I yelped back.

what is PUP then?

PUP: Potentially Unwanted Programme

Term referred to software you probably don't want to install, but isn't as annoying as adware, such as spyware

None of these on pokerpup.net just good maths, bit of poker and lots of fun

long lost cousin: the sopwith pup


"Easy to fly yet maneuverable, the Sopwith Pup had the best snap turn of any scout in the war"

See wikipedia for more and give the dog a bone?

Thursday 31 July 2008

puppy feet

Noun.

puppy feet (uncountable)

1. (poker slang) A club playing card
2. (poker slang) A club flush

Puppy feet on the river? . . . give the dog a bone

From the The Official Dictionary of Poker

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Go on, give the dog a bone . . . and remember T&Cs apply

pokerpup.net

After a nap, the Pup came up with this odds calculator. Free, no downloads and small enough to have open in the corner while you play.

I won a little using it just this afternoon.

Go on, give the dog a bone.

http://pokerpup.net

"Texas Hold'em odds calculator no signup no spam no spyware no adware no downloads no simulations, just good maths"